snoopdirection:

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

You look flushed.

(via mullingayer)

• Harry: LOUIS! Hit me in the balls!
• Louis: What? O-O
• Harry: Hit.me.in.the.balls!
• Louis: No- Harry-
• Harry: I can't be a pussy magnet without you! Hit.me.in.the.balls!
• Louis: Harry -.- I only hit you in the balls when you deserve it. You know- when you make an awful pun or something o.o
• Harry:
• Harry: HEY! What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 2,000 pounds?
• Louis:
• Harry: El-ton-jon!
• Louis:
• Harry:
• Louis: *hits Harry in balls*
• Harry: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(Source: peaceloveandstuffifancy)